Shouldn’t It Stay In Vegas?

We suppose this baby wouldn’t enjoy the wild city as much as their parents did. The kid is captured wearing a bib that says, “I’m what happened in Vegas.” Well, clearly, the couple was busy having too much fun to actually plan some stuff out because they have a whole life of parenting ahead of them, whether they like it or not!

But oh well, it seems a child getting born is a good enough excuse to break the rules. The kid is already going to endure a hilarious drunk tale the day they ask, “so guys, how was I born?”

We Can Hear Him Scream

We never thought we’d see this strange request again, but look at this gentleman here! He certainly became the center of attraction in this crowded area. Since it’s the second time we’re seeing this, could it be the next big Vegas trend?

This man was actually asking people to hit him, and probably for no real purpose. We wonder if anyone dared to take this strange challenge or if he could go back home on his legs! If you’re visiting Vegas next, be prepared to face such bizarre things on the busiest streets of this happening city!

Keeping Abreast Of Things

Gambling waits on no person, and it doesn’t matter what else you have going on in your life, when those slot machines come calling, you do what needs to be done.

As we know, Vegas has a lot of entertainment, and sometimes the people in those shows wear elaborate costumes. This doesn’t stop them from hitting the casino though, as we can clearly see in this picture. We don’t know what performance this woman is appearing in, but we would love to find out, as there is no doubt that her ability to keep abreast of things is very impressive. See what we did there?

It’s All About Priorities

Either she was headed towards the ballroom for the nuptials, or her wedding got canceled. In both scenarios stopping for a quick hand at the casino is an unusual activity, but it looks like this bride was all in for setting new trends. Forget doing a dance rehearsal or crying (if your case is the latter one); winning some money can never be a bad idea! Set your priorities straight and you can weep later!

That’s the charm of Las Vegas – you will get to see so many different emotions, people, unimaginable occurrences – everything under one roof!

Vegas Airport Aftermath

If you truly want to behold what toll the city of Vegas takes on its visiting patrons the airport is the place to go. And on no other day is this truer than on a Sunday.

After partaking in everything the illustrious Strip has to offer, these tourists are certainly ready to make their way home. However, it’s not as easy as one might think. All the partying and gambling incur a heavy physical price on the body, which can be detrimental when it comes to heading back to your own town. Be sure to set an alarm otherwise, you might just miss your flight!

Nothing Else Mattress

Some folks are committed to doing whatever it takes to make sure that they are there when there’s a chance of a machine cashing out. A prime example of this comes in the form of this fellow who decided that he wasn’t going to leave anything to chance when it comes to striking it lucky.

Thus he moved his mattress from his room to the casino floor to ensure optimum odds in his betting endeavors. We’re not sure if hotel protocol would allow something such as this to continue, but at least someone captured this moment before informing security of the shenanigan.

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

It appears that this bachelor pictured here decided to take his party to the next level. And what better way to do that than switching up genders for the day?

Vegas is a place where you can truly express yourself and really up the ante, so we can’t think of a better way or place to that than at a ”bachelorette” party in Sin City. It could also be that this person has a deep-seated desire to change his identity, but we reckon that’s between him and the person whom he’s planning to marry in the future. Enjoy your last night of freedom, bud!

Play on The Go

Waiting at the conveyer belt can be really exhausting if you are an impatient person. But, Vegas airport authorities have come up with the best solution where you can now land and immediately get a feel of this vibrant city!

Now you can earn while waiting for your bag to arrive. Isn’t that fantastic?! Simply grab a spot on one of these mini jackpot machines to try your luck, and you never know, you might leave the terminal with a pocket full of thousands of dollars! Just ensure you save some before exiting the premises so you can buy exquisite Vegas merchandise.

The Garfield Diet

We were quite surprised to stumble across our old cartoon friend Garfield the cat on the Vegas strip. It seems that life with his owner John had gotten too much and this feline headed to the desert to make a new life for himself.

However, it doesn’t seem that things have worked out that well for our kitty pal. We have to admit that he’s lost a ton of weight. Granted, partying all day isn’t healthy, but neither is eating bucket loads of lasagna. It’s all about balance, and we reckon that’s something old Garlfied here still has a lot to learn about.

Things We Do For Money

Las Vegas Casinos are always proactive when it comes to luring in silly gamblers and robbing them of their money. But this one might have gone overboard with its tactics of enticing the gamesters. The casino put up this sign to attract bidders for a game of blackjack.

The sign developers clearly knew what would bring people in, and it was certainly not the game of blackjack. We do understand that businessmen often use immoral strategies to bait people in, but this is just plain deceitful, albeit hilarious, even for a bunch of casino managers!

Las Vegas Knows Its Audience

It seems that the casinos of Las Vegas know exactly what their customers need, so they decided to make the navigation simpler for an audience, which we believe is already drunk. This casino, in particular, was astronomically helpful to tipsy visitors.

The sign board guides the guests to two locations, one towards the main casino and the other to the bar. Where else would loaded gamblers or a bunch of girls on their bachelorette party go? With this casino, there’s no beating around the bush, just pure business right from the start. Good stuff!

What To Do When In Vegas

The only rule of Las Vegas is, there are none! Throughout the world, the city is known for its wild nightlife. There’s nothing like a night in the entertainment capital of the world with your pals, and this rule board is the reason why.

The sign permits drinking, laughing, yelling, screaming, and virtually anything that is prohibited in public places everywhere else in the United States. On the contrary, you could be charged if someone catches you NOT having fun! And of course, the other law that says what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!

Not Meant For Everyone

Las Vegas is not everybody’s cup of tea, neither does it grow on you over time. The glamour, the vibe, and the frenzy of the city are just something you love off the bat.

And if you’re unluckily the part of the lot that doesn’t vibe with the place the moment you step inside the main commotion as soon as the clock hits 10, you’re in the wrong alley, sir, and this picture speaks for itself. The message on the image makes it clear that to some people, what happens in Vegas could be greatly disturbing, and we can vouch for that.

The Unexpected Gambler

While greedy humans, with loaded pockets and angry wives, are a common sight around the casinos, how many of us have actually seen a bigfoot putting his stakes? The sasquatch, or perhaps someone inside the costume of one, was photographed playing poker at some casino in the capital of entertainment.

He could be just a spectator, observing the maneuvers of the humans on either side of him. Whatever his story is, this image proves further why the city never gets boring, even when gambling and drinking have become a routine. There’s always something interesting happening somewhere.

Mrs. Bean?

Why were we suddenly reminded of the opening scene of every Mr. Bean episode as soon as we laid eyes upon this picture? But the difference is, Bean wasn’t passed out drunk, and neither was it at a hotel’s lobby that he was dropped. We hope someone finds this poor lady soon and gives her the help she needs.

In the meantime, let’s all learn a lesson from this drinking fail and know why exactly we should have control over our limits. While Vegas can be exciting and insane, it can also be horrifying when it wants to be.

Mario In Vegas

It’s one thing to watch yourself at the side of a street with a bottle in one hand and a bro in the other, but a totally different thing to watch Mario in Vegas. But here we are, gawking at the picture of gaming characters, probably regretting the kind of night they had in a drunken blur, but it happens to the best of us too.

Nevertheless, we hope they bounce back from the hangover and get to work. There’s plenty of coins to be collected on Monday and ample turtles and crabs to be stepped on.

Repaying College Loans Just Became Easy

There are enough loans looming over the head of plenty of students for them to pass up on the opportunity of earning money by dancing. And again, Las Vegas hits the nail on the head by helping out some needy students.

The Little Darlings have now turned their attention to hiring college graduates to be a part of their team in entertaining people. We assume the employees there would also get some sort of discount on the spirits, so the employees there would indeed have a two-fold benefit; money to pay off the student’s loan and shots at half price!

X-Rated Balloon Animals

Balloon animals are loads of fun. However, Vegas has its own take on this tradition and as you can see, it’s not as cute as the ones you find at your standard kid’s party.

Then again, Vegas most certainly isn’t a place for children. At least not ones that exist already. Yet we’re pretty sure that because of things such as this exotic dancer-shaped balloon figurine, plenty of kids end up being made in that city. But we’re not here to judge. It’s all about making memories in every way possible. Yet some of those, recollections won’t stay in Vegas.

The League Of Extraordinarily Clad Gentlemen

We know that Vegas is quite cosmopolitan. Its visitors take advantage of this fact and this leads to some incredible fashion choices that leave the people who witness them in awe.

However, there are some folks who also leave their unexpecting audience flabbergasted, but not for the right reasons. This picture here is a prime illustration of what we mean. Okay, sure, these guys might just be cracking a joke, and if that’s the case, we love it. But if these are serious clothing choices meant to impress, we suggest that their designer goes back to the drawing board!

A Minnie Issue

Okay, so it’s clear that Vegas isn’t good for former cartoon stars. In yet another example of a beloved character who seems to have lost it all, we find our beloved Minnie Mouse lying on the streets of the Strip.

We’re not sure what happened to her, but if we had to guess we’d say that she left Mickey to pursue her dreams of becoming a star in her own solo show. Of course, Vegas would be the place to pursue that quest, but unfortunately, things don’t always work out that well. It’s also possible that Mickey and his former love got divorced, and he got everything.

Do You Want To Star In The Nutcracker?

Some folks will go to extreme lengths to make a few bucks and this guy is no exception to that rule. As you can see, he’s come up with a way to entice people into paying to kick him where it’s really and truly going to hurt.

Perhaps he is really addicted to gambling, or he might have a passion for theatre. If the latter is the case, someone should really tell the man that this isn’t how one goes about auditioning for the Nutcracker. For that, you’ll need a background in ballet and intact private parts. Do we wonder how much money he’s made so far, though?

She’s Let Herself Go

It appears that after all this time, famous icon Marilyn Monroe is still alive and kicking in Vegas! We have to admit that we’re quite curious as to how she’s managed to keep herself so youthful all these years later.

Okay, Marilyn certainly has let herself go a little bit, but that’s a small price to pay for a seemingly eternal life. However, we’re not quite sure that we’re down with the company our beloved starlet is keeping. This man in a thong is definitely a bit of a downgrade from when Marilyn was hanging out with high profile men.

Forgive Me For I Have Sinned

Vegas has earned several nicknames over the years, chief among them, of course, is Sin City. In some cases, this is a very apt description of what happens there and there are some folks who are doing their best to help people get away from scarring their eternal souls when visiting the Strip.

As you can see, these protesters are doing their absolute best to convince fellow humans to think about how they act. However, it seems that they aren’t immune to the city’s charms either. Sorry, sir, but you may want to place that hand somewhere else whilst your demonstration for piousness is going on!

Sith City

We all know that Vegas has quite the reputation when it comes to risky behavior, but we didn’t know that even Sith Lords liked to partake in the goings-on there! As you can see, Emperor Palpatine decided to show up and make a day of it in what we now like to call Sith City!

Of course, we know that it’s just a cloud formation with some lightning showing off here, but you have to admit that the form between the fog bears a striking resemblance to the famous Star Wars character!

Vegas Daycare

There is no doubt that Vegas isn’t the most child-friendly place on earth, yet some parents don’t let that notion get in their way. Take, for example, this creative father who isn’t going to let the fact that an infant needs care, prevent him from operating one of the slot machines on the casino floor.

In fact, we’re pretty sure this kid’s old man is ready for anything. After all, you don’t go into battle empty-handed. We bet he’s got nappies, formula, and a few toys at his disposal so that he can focus on trying to strike it lucky. If he wins it’ll all be worth it, we guess!

Not Just Golf?

In yet another nod to clever marketing, we have to give applause to this Super 8 motel and their brilliant advertising campaign. We all know Vegas is a place where people don’t necessarily adhere to some of the restrictions observed in other parts of the country, so to capitalize on this aspect makes a lot of sense.

Of course, everyone is aware that it’s not really mini-golf being advertised here, so we have to wonder if anyone has ever shown up to the institution actually looking for a putt-putt course! If they did, we bet they got a little bit of a surprise.

”Y”, Oh, ”Y”

When it comes to experiencing the best Las Vegas has to offer, there is no doubt that Bally’s Hotel and Casino is one of the best places in town. Yet, even the hardiest institutions need a bit of maintenance, and it seems that Bally’s has been slacking in that department.

It’s a problem that’s going to need addressing sooner than later because people are going to be very surprised when they show up expecting one name but are then greeted by a stunning neon display that boldly reads Ball’s Hotel!

A-Pooh-Rances Can Be Deceiving

If you’re a person who has strong emotional connections to childhood characters we don’t think Vegas is the place for you. And if you’re a lover of author AA Milne’s classic book Winnie the Pooh we suggest you look away now.

As you can see, Winnie’s dependency on honey is long gone and has been replaced by something a little stronger. It’s a shame to see this beloved figure this down in the dumps, but we reckon this should serve as a warning to other cartoon personas to think twice before making their way to Vegas.

Credit Limit Reached

This guy really gives taking it to the limit a new meaning with this classic Vegas-inspired moment. Judging by the fact that this fellow is passed out in the middle of the hotel corridor we can deduce that he’s probably had a big night out on the town.

Further detective work shows us that this guy tried accessing the wrong room with the incorrect card. Sorry pal, but unfortunately these doors don’t take Visa or Mastercard We wonder if he even realized his mistake before gravity and inebriation took their tolls on his partied-out body. Well, we’re hoping he had a good nap at least.